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I have no idea what One Armed Scissor means, if it means anything at all. I do know that it’s a rocking, high-energy song that’s extremely listenable and enjoyable.

According to Wikipedia:

According to a Channel V interview, a one-armed scissor is a mixture of “red bull and vodka”, and that the song is about their tours told from the omniscient character named the one armed scissor who sees their hardships they deal with while on tour.

Over at SongMeanings.Net, there’s seven pages of people trying to figure out what it’s about. Feel free to draw your own conclusions, or to ignore the lyrics entirely and enjoy the song.

Here’s a link to the video

And of course, the lyrics:

Yes this is the campaign
Slithered entrails
In the cargo bay
A neutered is the vastness
Hallow vacuum check the
Oxygen tanks
They hibernate
But have they kissed the ground
Pucker up and kiss the asphalt now
Tease this amputation
Splintered larynx
It has access now

Cut away, cut away
Send transmission from
The one armed scissor
Cut away, cut away
Send transmission from
The one armed scissor
Cut away, cut away
Send transmission from
The one armed scissor
Cut away, cut away
Cut away, cut away
Cut away, cut away